Bad mommy!

Ok, Reese LOVES coffee. I can't set down my coffee cup in the mornings or the little rascal will snatch it up and gulp it down. I have told her repeatedly that 2 year olds can't have coffee. She answers by smacking her lips and saying "Ah, thas goo coppee".

The other night, we were eating dinner at a restaurant and in a desperate effort to keep her bottom in her chair, I offered her a sip of my decaf coffee. It worked! She sat in her seat and sipped the coffee until the food came.

Now the question is... Will I be a horrible mommy if I just order her a decaf coffee next time we go out to eat? And... Is coffee included in the price of kids meals like Sprite, or do we have to pay extra?


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Ben and Jerry's newest flavor?

Potty Training Reese is going much slower than I thought it would. She knows what to do, she just chooses not to do it. Imagine my surprise when she voluntarily pooped on the potty the other day. I was so excited that I told her we would all go out for ice cream as a treat. She ran to Danny and said "Daddy, I get poo poo i kweem!"

She was so excited that she told everyone about getting poo poo ice cream. Tonight, Ryan and Rylee were hatching a plan to get ice cream. Their strategy is to get Reese to poop on the potty. I can hear them whispering in the other room as I type this...

"hey Reese, do you want some poo poo ice cream?"
"yeah"
"ok, we need you to go poop on the potty ok?"
"kay"

We'll see if they are persuasive enough?!?!?

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First day of school...

Ryan and Rylee started school yesterday. Rylee was excited. She had heard her teacher was really nice. She jumped in the car and said, "Mommy, my teacher is great! She hardly made us do anything at all!"

Ryan was a nervous wreck about school starting. She had heard that her teacher was very strict and mean. She got in the car and said, "Mommy, my teacher is really not that mean. She was just mean last year because she was pregnant and couldn't drink any coffee and she gets grumpy when she doesn't have her coffee!"

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Confusing Reese

Tonight after dinner, Reese asked for some cereal. I said, "Sorry Charlie, you just ate dinner.". Reese gave me a weird look. Cocked her head to the side and said, "I not Chah-lee"

She cracks me up sometimes...


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